First of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That’s what’s so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What’s the point of living if you don’t have a dick?
When you’re two least favourite people in the world get together. How cute. I want to set fire to the bed that you sleep in.
A friend in need’s a friend indeed, a friend with weed is better. A friend with breasts and all the rest, a friend who’s dressed in leather.
So happy about my gig tonight. this girl was incredible @l0singmysenses (Taken with Instagram)
(via imgTumble)(via imgTumble)best thing ever
I love how badass and hardcore he looks in the video, but in real life, he’s this great nice guy who makes fucking cookies. I love you Mitch.
he’s domestically hardcore
YOU ONLY BAKE ONCE SO JUST ADD FUCKING NUTS… Unless you bake more than once.. Then do whatever the fuck you want.
OMFG THAT COMMENT^^
hahaha :D
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